Garlic... good and good for you

fresh ginger is my friend

carrots. Mmmmmmmmm

bell pepper. yummmy

so far, so good

I'm gettin' a chubby

Where's the fuckin cabbage? who forgot the cabbage?

white corn adds sweetness.

SWEETNESS is, by the way, my middle name.

But you can call me Daddy.

Noodles in the fresh refrigerated package from the local Nip market.

alllllmooossssst there....

Usually just veggies, but I had some SPAM left over from the other day's musubi, so what the heck.

You can't see it right now, but I'm touching myself.

Bloody Hell! WHO FORGOT THE STINNKIN' CABBAGE!??!

Safflower oil. I usually use olive oil, but ran out.
I think Nips use sesame oil or some such slopey-slope Harbor-bombing Nip oil preference... I dunno.

Garlic and Ginger, the way God meant it to be.

I always ask myself, "What would Jesus eat?"

I like to BURN things!

SPAM

mehhhhh, we're cookin' now, bitch!

don't move now!
Line it up!
oh yeah!

PANDA brand OYSTER SAUCE...

Made from actual Panda' Oysters.

me stir fry... long time... cheap.

MY PANTS ARE TIGHT!!!!

fry it up in the sauce, good n' hot.

i could've added some miso paste or green onions to the stock, but i didn't.

 


Here's a tricky SAT question:

Soy Sauce is to an Asian what ______ is to a Crackhead.
A. Crack
B. a whole lotta' Crack
C. Crack and Crack by-products
D. sucking cock for crack
E. All of the above.

Remember kids: "Once you go Black you NEVER go back"

eh... what were we talking about again? I forgot.

Al Dente means "your Mom" in Wop-o-nese.

Combine everything when they're SUPER-hot.

Noodles, soup, dump the veggie slurry on top.

Put a hard-boiled egg on top if you got one.

The secret ingredient is LOVE.

...and cayenne pepper.

(and sarcasm)

requires singing or humming the Official Theme song while eating...

"Magical Noodle Bowl
Magical Noodle Bowl
Super Delicious
Super Delicious
"
BANZAI !!!!


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